It's Not What I Said, It's What Tumblr Said
These are things you have said that I decided to write down. Why? Because you said it well. Or you said horribly, either way I figured it was worth repeating and then saving it for future use.
All quotes on this page do not reflect my own opinion, that is the reason they are listed as quotes. To quote the person it came from. All commentary on the quotes, however, well, that is my opinion. Those opinions are often cynical, sarcastic and always funny...to me. Possibly you? Please do not take offense to them.
Questions, comments, complaints, bored with no one to listen to you talk...or for any non-mentioned reason, contact me via tumblrsaid at gmail.com
Nov 16, 2009
10:52pm
***I know this blog has really slacked recently, I’m sorry.
Now that I’m back I must say, I forgot how much fun it was to read into and out of everything tumblrs are saying!
Keep talking Tumblrs!
Nov 16, 2009
10:50pm
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You can’t replace your nipples with poker chips… yet.
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I don’t know how legit comedians are able to hang out with each other and not steal ideas.
Nov 16, 2009
10:31pm
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Fundamentalist ideals no longer have to be a part of what we stand for whether it be race, religion, or social standing.
Gay marriage or Sex tape?
Fuck You.
” -If you’re a Republican, is it better to be in favor of gay marriage or to make a sex tape?
Nov 15, 2009
10:04pm
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How did a man that does not understand what it means to be an American get elected President of the United States?
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I am proud to be an American always….most of the time.
Nov 11, 2009
8:25pm
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YOU CAN’T BUY LOVE. BUT YOU CAN BUY HOOKERS, WHO WOULD PROBABLY PRETEND TO LOVE YOU IF YOU GAVE THEM A BIT EXTRA.
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Nov 9, 2009
10:10pm
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I listen to my grandmother and my father speak about the world — about “us” and “them”. I don’t want to face the world that way. I don’t want to be aligned with that way of thinking.
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Nov 8, 2009
11:10pm
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TBS is doing to the word “funny” what Stouffers did to the word “cuisine”.
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- Complicated Shoes:
Oct 26, 2009
11:21pm
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…Pizza delivery guys are child molesters…That’s very cool.
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- Blogging via typewriter
Sep 30, 2009
9:35pm
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Would you want a doctor operating on you, who is just doing this for the money until they figure out what they really want to do with their life? We’re not talking about a haircut, or a dinner. We’re talking about our children s education.
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Get teaching certification and teach for a year in America?
I highly suggest the entire post, but this pretty much sums it up.
Sep 2, 2009
2:32pm
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Helen Keller always wins Apples to Apples.
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Aug 29, 2009
9:20pm
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When was the last time you had sex?
Depends on the species. ” -
Depends on the species. ” -
Aug 29, 2009
9:00pm
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You have to pay attention to your gut instinct in those first few seconds, before your reasoning has a chance to take over.
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- Of Vice and Men:
Aug 7, 2009
6:21pm
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Even if your snow melts, look to the grass underneath and enjoy the little green that life gives you.
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Jul 27, 2009
11:34pm
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Today felt like a collection of races. A race to work this morning. Race from meeting to meeting in the morning. Speedy pit stop to eat lunch. Resume races between meetings in the afternoon. Race from work to the dry cleaner before it closed at 7p.
It’s amazing how tired one can get without breaking a sweat. ” - happycap:
It’s amazing how tired one can get without breaking a sweat. ” - happycap:
Jul 15, 2009
6:11pm
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It isn’t that I am an “LA Guy” and it isnt moving to LA that “changed” me. It was the hard work and effort of living truly on your own and being your own man out in the real world; living in a place that you are not familiar with. It is a result of actual productive growth, and it is healthy. It is normal to look at where you have been, and if that place is a bad one, then it is also normal to feel like you need to distance yourself from anything that reminds you of that place or feeling…. Raging against this idea of comfort taking precedence to anything is how I survived; how I kept myself from being assimilated. How I stayed me. It is how I vent and deal with the emotions I still have from the miserable 20+ years I spent growing up there. I don’t ever want to live in suburbia again.
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