It's Not What I Said, It's What Tumblr Said
These are things you have said that I decided to write down. Why? Because you said it well. Or you said horribly, either way I figured it was worth repeating and then saving it for future use.
All quotes on this page do not reflect my own opinion, that is the reason they are listed as quotes. To quote the person it came from. All commentary on the quotes, however, well, that is my opinion. Those opinions are often cynical, sarcastic and always funny...to me. Possibly you? Please do not take offense to them.
Questions, comments, complaints, bored with no one to listen to you talk...or for any non-mentioned reason, contact me via tumblrsaid at gmail.com
Jan 25, 2012
10:56pm
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According to a new study, talking after having sex is just as important as sex. …that’s why I always haggle on pricing with the girl.
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Jan 23, 2012
10:24pm
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I’m pitching a reality show where we take the Real Housewives and the Kardashians and we put them on an island.
Then we blow up that island.
It’ll be called “Karma”. ” -
Then we blow up that island.
It’ll be called “Karma”. ” -
Jan 17, 2012
11:57pm
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WE’RE CAPSLOCK SERIOUS.
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(Source: -saturdaynightlive)
Oct 4, 2011
10:49pm
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Vodka tonics are a lot like my Facebook page, in that they are hidden at work, and constantly refreshing.
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Sep 11, 2011
4:36pm
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…An old shack filled with radios doesn’t exactly imply cutting-edge technology.
But employees that sound like robots…Yea that is some cool futuristic shit. Well done Radio Shack. I stand corrected. ” -
But employees that sound like robots…Yea that is some cool futuristic shit. Well done Radio Shack. I stand corrected. ” -
Sep 1, 2011
7:55pm
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Funny the things we ask of time. Slow down, hurry up, stand still, make me forget.
Don’t let me down, time. ” -
Don’t let me down, time. ” -
May 22, 2011
5:17pm
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If I had a dollar for every time that I almost burnt my house down…I’d have enough money to buy a fire extinguisher.
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May 8, 2011
11:37am
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No clear front-runner, no clear platform (other than taking away the rights of women and telling the poor to go fuck themselves), and no major donors willing to commit campaign funds. Looks like the Republicans’ plans for 2012… are to focus on 2016.
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May 1, 2011
11:28pm
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You could have tweeted it Barack.
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(Source: lickypickystickyfree)
May 1, 2011
4:04pm
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Take the gold bar out your ass.
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Dick Cheney’s Weather Machine:
(Can’t Take A Joke: Donald Trump Reacts Badly To WHCD Routines From Obama, Meyers)
(Source: ryking)
May 1, 2011
4:02pm
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…Rule of thumb: bad for GE, not news; promotes star of NBC show (like “The Apprentice”), IS news.
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May 1, 2011
2:35am
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I’m always the person people come to when they’re upset or have a problem or whatever….And like, I’m the worst person to talk to about this stuff. I’m no Oprah, so I don’t get why everyone’s so compelled to seek my advice on stuff like that. I never know what to say, except “ummm I’ve got some weed in my bag if you, like…want any…?
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Mar 14, 2010
10:35pm
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…people who don’t have to deal with NYC Industrial Strength 3 Inch Long Roaches just have NO IDEA about my life.
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Mar 14, 2010
10:32pm
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If your anti-depressant alone isn’t enough, talk to your doctor. One option you may consider is adding Tumblr.
Tumblr is approved to treat depression in adults when added to an anti-depressant.
Learn more about Tumblr.
Call your doctor if your depression worsens, or you have unusual changes in mood, behavior, or thoughts of suicide.
Anti-depressants can increase these in children, teens and young adults.
Elderly dementia patients taking Tumblr have an increased risk of death or stroke.
Call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles and confusion on Tumblr as these may be signs of a life-threatening reaction, or uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent.
High blood sugar has been reported with Tumblr, and blog platforms like it. In some cases, extreme high blood sugar can lead to coma or death.
Other risks include dizziness upon standing; decreases in white blood cells - which can be serious; seizures; impaired judgment or motor skills; or trouble swallowing. ” -
Tumblr is approved to treat depression in adults when added to an anti-depressant.
Learn more about Tumblr.
Call your doctor if your depression worsens, or you have unusual changes in mood, behavior, or thoughts of suicide.
Anti-depressants can increase these in children, teens and young adults.
Elderly dementia patients taking Tumblr have an increased risk of death or stroke.
Call your doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles and confusion on Tumblr as these may be signs of a life-threatening reaction, or uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent.
High blood sugar has been reported with Tumblr, and blog platforms like it. In some cases, extreme high blood sugar can lead to coma or death.
Other risks include dizziness upon standing; decreases in white blood cells - which can be serious; seizures; impaired judgment or motor skills; or trouble swallowing. ” -
Mar 14, 2010
10:28pm
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I remember when there were only 150 Pokémon.
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