It's Not What I Said, It's What Tumblr Said
These are things you have said that I decided to write down. Why? Because you said it well. Or you said horribly, either way I figured it was worth repeating and then saving it for future use.
All quotes on this page do not reflect my own opinion, that is the reason they are listed as quotes. To quote the person it came from. All commentary on the quotes, however, well, that is my opinion. Those opinions are often cynical, sarcastic and always funny...to me. Possibly you? Please do not take offense to them.
Questions, comments, complaints, bored with no one to listen to you talk...or for any non-mentioned reason, contact me via tumblrsaid at gmail.com
May 31, 2012
11:39pm
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If only I would have saved my old clothes from the 80s and 90s. …I could have sold them to hipsters.
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- Nudawn:
Mar 19, 2012
10:41pm
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I can’t imagine explaining internet “Terms of Service” agreements to the Founding Fathers.
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- Mah Blerg:
Mar 13, 2012
9:02pm
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There is, after all, a radical inequality between a creator and an audience. A designer, artist, or author acquires, through whatever varieties of education, a universe of technical and formal information; a familiarity with tens or hundreds of techniques, styles, contexts, traditions; an awareness of movements and ideas, developments and limitations; and so on. Indeed, meanings and consequences exist in a creator’s field with such density that they are a common impediment to progress; for an artist, a creative work is supersaturated with crucial facts and their connections to other work, other artists, other scenes, culture at large; at times, every detail carries too much with it.
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- Mills Baker
Mar 12, 2012
11:27pm
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I work with kids because I’m good at it, because seeing the connections they make with the animals/environment is incredible, because I have a ball doing it, and because I get to do something I actually believe in.
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- A Miscellany:
Mar 12, 2012
11:23pm
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I feel like naming a store that sells expensive clothing to rich white kids, “Banana Republic”, is kinda like naming a cheap all you can eat buffet, “Under-fed Nation.
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- The Pillow Fort: Banana Republic
Feb 29, 2012
10:50pm
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I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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- GEORGE CHAMOUN
(via lifewithliz)
Jan 25, 2012
10:56pm
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According to a new study, talking after having sex is just as important as sex. …that’s why I always haggle on pricing with the girl.
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Jan 23, 2012
10:24pm
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I’m pitching a reality show where we take the Real Housewives and the Kardashians and we put them on an island.
Then we blow up that island.
It’ll be called “Karma”. ” -
Then we blow up that island.
It’ll be called “Karma”. ” -
Jan 17, 2012
11:57pm
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WE’RE CAPSLOCK SERIOUS.
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(Source: amyohconnor)
Oct 4, 2011
10:49pm
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Vodka tonics are a lot like my Facebook page, in that they are hidden at work, and constantly refreshing.
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Sep 11, 2011
4:36pm
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…An old shack filled with radios doesn’t exactly imply cutting-edge technology.
But employees that sound like robots…Yea that is some cool futuristic shit. Well done Radio Shack. I stand corrected. ” -
But employees that sound like robots…Yea that is some cool futuristic shit. Well done Radio Shack. I stand corrected. ” -
Sep 1, 2011
7:55pm
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Funny the things we ask of time. Slow down, hurry up, stand still, make me forget.
Don’t let me down, time. ” -
Don’t let me down, time. ” -
May 22, 2011
5:17pm
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If I had a dollar for every time that I almost burnt my house down…I’d have enough money to buy a fire extinguisher.
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May 8, 2011
11:37am
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No clear front-runner, no clear platform (other than taking away the rights of women and telling the poor to go fuck themselves), and no major donors willing to commit campaign funds. Looks like the Republicans’ plans for 2012… are to focus on 2016.
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May 1, 2011
11:28pm
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You could have tweeted it Barack.
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(Source: lickystickypickywe)
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