January 2012
3 posts
“According to a new study, talking after having sex is just as important as sex....”
– The Pillow Fort: New Study
“I’m pitching a reality show where we take the Real Housewives and the...”
– The Pillow Fort: Reality Show
“WE’RE CAPSLOCK SERIOUS.”
– BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.
October 2011
1 post
“Vodka tonics are a lot like my Facebook page, in that they are hidden at work,...”
– The Pillow Fort: Opps
September 2011
2 posts
“…An old shack filled with radios doesn’t exactly imply cutting-edge...”
– The Pillow Fort: Radio Shack
3 tags
“Funny the things we ask of time. Slow down, hurry up, stand still, make me...”
– with love & such…:
time heals all wounds // wounds all that has healed
May 2011
6 posts
“If I had a dollar for every time that I almost burnt my house down…I’d...”
– Pass The Mike
“No clear front-runner, no clear platform (other than taking away the rights of...”
– BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.:
“You could have tweeted it Barack.”
– Agent 3Z: Breaking: We got an official holiday tomorrow. Because Obama is waiting too damn long with the news about Bin Laden.
“Take the gold bar out your ass.”
– Dick Cheney’s Weather Machine:
(Can’t Take A Joke: Donald Trump Reacts Badly To WHCD Routines From Obama, Meyers)
“…Rule of thumb: bad for GE, not news; promotes star of NBC show (like...”
– via
BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.:
“I’m always the person people come to when they’re upset or have a problem or...”
– thewhitesade: Don’t ask me.
March 2010
3 posts
“…people who don’t have to deal with NYC Industrial Strength 3 Inch Long...”
– Marcia is Amused.:
“If your anti-depressant alone isn’t enough, talk to your doctor. One option you...”
– BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.:
“I remember when there were only 150 Pokémon.”
– David’s Log:
February 2010
2 posts
“If spinning in circles is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
– Life & Other Nonsense:
“I don’t hate you because you’re fat. You’re fat because I hate...”
– The Phenthouse:
January 2010
5 posts
“The older I get, the less I’m interested in spirited debate, and the more...”
– the Mattsmith:
That is something that has to do with age? Pretty sure all my life all I wanted was for everyone to leave me alone.
“Guys, you all have like 6,409,137 Tumblarity points. Too bad we can’t see...”
– BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.:
“Followers are to Tumblrs what Airmiles are to George Clooney’s character...”
– The White Sade:
“Sometimes I watch Friends reruns and think, oh my god, is that what we, as a...”
– vodka & shame:
“Hand to god saw a woman and her daughter in matching Nascar/Pepsi jackets with...”
– The White Sade:
I went to the mall today and it was the worst thing ever
December 2009
10 posts
“Dear 2009, You were a very interesting year. I celebrated your arrival without...”
– TheBigBingTheory:
“The President just interrupted General Hospital. I’m all kinds of furious.”
– I Can See New York City From My House:
“The lady in the Netflix commercial scares me. “WHICH MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO...”
– vodka & shame:
“I’m just patiently waiting for 2020: 2010 is underage.”
– never capitalize:
“Stupid people are Stupid.”
– I Am Not Kidding:
“In the year 9,182,145,386,177,019,144,284,001 we’ll look back at 2009 and laugh...”
– BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.:
I have a strong feeling that most of us won’t be capable of looking at that point, heck i highly doubt that the majority of us will still actually be here!
“60 percent of tonight’s cable programming is brought to you by Jesus H. Christ.”
– BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.
“Sometimes you hit rock bottom and then you find diamonds.”
– molls
Its the deepest thing she’s ever said.
“Making friends is so damn easy. Smile and act real pleasing.”
– tumblr? but i barely know her:
no more memes for tonight
“…unless I see a number I want to see (GOALWEIGHTSTATUS), I’ll basically...”
– *bare with me:
Weight Loss = BettyCrocker.com
November 2009
7 posts
***I know this blog has really slacked recently, I’m sorry.
Now that I’m back I must say, I forgot how much fun it was to read into and out of everything tumblrs are saying!
Keep talking Tumblrs!
“You can’t replace your nipples with poker chips… yet.”
– i am the fat manatee.:
I don’t know how legit comedians are able to hang out with each other and not steal ideas.
“Fundamentalist ideals no longer have to be a part of what we stand for whether...”
– The Doctor:
If you’re a Republican, is it better to be in favor of gay marriage or to make a sex tape?
“How did a man that does not understand what it means to be an American get...”
– Complicated Shoes
I am proud to be an American always….most of the time.
“YOU CAN’T BUY LOVE. BUT YOU CAN BUY HOOKERS, WHO WOULD PROBABLY PRETEND TO...”
– GOT WISDOM?:
369.
“I listen to my grandmother and my father speak about the world — about “us” and...”
– Bumble Vision:
Who Is a Jew? Court Ruling in Britain Raises Question
“TBS is doing to the word “funny” what Stouffers did to the word...”
– Complicated Shoes:
October 2009
1 post
“…Pizza delivery guys are child molesters…That’s very cool.”
– Blogging via typewriter
“Would you want a doctor operating on you, who is just doing this for the money...”
– nudawn:
Get teaching certification and teach for a year in America?
I highly suggest the entire post, but this pretty much sums it up.
September 2009
2 posts
“Helen Keller always wins Apples to Apples.”
– Vindicated Communications:
Wisdom from my coworker: “You have to be an asshole when playing Apples to Apples. I mean, if the card is Senseless and you have Helen Keller, you have to play it.”
August 2009
3 posts
“When was the last time you had sex?
Depends on the species.”
– Kapi goes moo:
Formspring answers
“You have to pay attention to your gut instinct in those first few seconds,...”
– Of Vice and Men:
“Even if your snow melts, look to the grass underneath and enjoy the little green...”
– Matthew:
and the snow just melted.
July 2009
4 posts
“Today felt like a collection of races. A race to work this morning. Race from...”
– happycap:
“It isn’t that I am an “LA Guy” and it isnt moving to LA that “changed” me. It...”
– Why I Hate Everything:
You’ve Changed Man…
“Obama fudged up saying the time of day in Italian. He said “bueno sera”...”
– Sassy Facts and Backing Tracks.:
Goddamnit.
“Beggars can’t be choosers. A life without Ketchup is simply not...”
– Agent 3Z
Hunts, Heinz, Housebrand…bring it to mama:
June 2009
13 posts
“I like watching …Obsessed and Intervention and say to myself, “Hey Sade,...”
– Sade:
A clear and obvious reason to be happy with your life…