January 2009
84 posts
“I don’t know you much, nor have we personally talked. But sometimes I wish I...”
– real eyes realize real lies:
To you.
“I am really trying to overhaul my life and who I am right now. I keep catching...”
– Pie:
Re-finding, Redefining
“Mine means an airfield equipped with control tower and hangars as well as...”
– airport:
I’ve decided to start looking at the blog names and try to figure out what exactly it means…
Now if this kid isn’t just a great wealth of information I’m not sure who is.
“I kinda wanna be your friend again. But I don’t, because you’re a bitch.”
– we must reinvent love:
Thats nice, becuase I was thinking we should be friends again until I remembered you are a whore. But hell, we make a good team!
“No offense to you; I just don’t like your taste.”
– Fish in a Barrel.:
None taken.
You are ugly and smell like a rat’s ass. No offense.
“I watch intently, like a lonely puppy at home in the window: waiting; watching;...”
– Fish in a Barrel.:
Seems like you’ve got some pretty exciting life with a blooming active social life. How do you manage it all? What are your secrets?
“I live life vicariously. I’m substiting this life for my own reality. Its...”
– chronicles of a teenage anti-socialite.:
Then wouldn’t it make ‘this life’ your reality? Just something to ponder.
“This is what happens when you make friends over the internet: they make fun of...”
– Greg Brown
Yes. What a profound assessment. And when you make friends in real life, where do you suppose they make fun of you?
“Okay. Attack me. :D”
– hunsonisgroovy:
Thesis: Pollock and Warhol Sucks.
As for someone with all those accomplishments I’d think you smarter than to go up against the tumblrvrse. It was a dangerous move my friend, dangerous indeed. May the Schwartz be with you in this battle. I wish you much luck. And if you fail,...
“Oh, hey there cute girl with the glasses on. Couldn’t help but notice you there....”
– Mixtapes and Cocktails
I say, ‘would you be interested in coming to the pants party?’
“Confucius say man who puts penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.”
– Lost In Life XP:
Peanutbutter !
I really should quote Confucious here, but I’ll let this one slide.
And yes, that is a warning.
“I think I am in love with the idea of love… and I’m terrified that while I’m...”
– All The Love I Could Find:
It might, be careful. Don’t try so hard. Let it come to you. You know, matrix style.
Stand out in the street. Place your arm out in front of you, slowly bend your fingers in. Then back out. Then back in. Slowly. Keep doing this. Love will find you. It will come up...
“faith. You told me to have it in you. You’re full of shit.”
– It’s your write.:
Fe
I know this one is a group tumblr…so go ahead, someone claim this one, I’ll update the link. Go for it!
You know you want to!
You can be tumblr-famous if you do!
Common, everyone is waiting!
“Sometimes I get nervous that when I die I will have to wear the outfit I died in...”
– The Pillow Fort:
Dressed to Kill
He has a good point. I am never leaving the house in anything that I wouldn’t want to be stuck in for eternity. Oh, I’m a moron! People die in their homes all the time. I am never walking around my house in anything I wouldn’t want to be wearing...
“You are such an asshole that I am positive we’d be friends in the real world.”
– I Am Not Kidding:
Win for me, none for you.
A very clear cut compliment. Nice job. May I suggest you think about getting a job writing cards for Hallmark? You would do great work there, I’m sure of it.
“I want someone to be my Lloyd.”
– All The Love I Could Find
“I learned everything I needed to know about awkward, pre-adolescent sexual...”
– Too Much Awesome.
“If you can challenge my way of thinking, if you can offend me with your views,...”
– Mike.:
Word of the Day
I’ll offend you, I can guarantee that. Now, can we be friends?
“This is a victory in disguise.”
– Randy Haddock:
Today is a good day for all Republicans
“Then I realized..and thought maybe it was time to go for a walk…”
– digitaljourney
“I learned along time ago to stop asking “whats wrong?” and start saying “it’s...”
– Love Hope Hate Reblog:
“I remember the days before I traded hopscotch for hearts. I remember the days...”
– Mike.
“We’re all “internet friends”. It’s a special breed of friends that likely...”
– molls…she wrote:
So I am sufficiently embarrassed, I do hope you are happy, whomever you are
“Sooo, if eveyone is following each other, who’s the leader?”
– ce que j’aime:
Tumblr
“Maybe I overdosed myself with Ben & Jerry’s chocolate ice cream this...”
– Just Lia!:
Just…
“Anything new I do has somehow been influenced by what I’ve seen before. I try to...”
– iamdanw
“I need “Jew on Christmas” type plans for Superbowl Sunday.”
– “You’re the kind of girl…:
Wait, the Superbowl is this weekend? Huh.
“Life’s too short. Ask a stranger to dance.”
– You had me at Follow:
STOP COMPLAING!!!
“We are all dreamers in our own right. We all ponder the ‘what ifs’ and spend...”
– Mike.: Dreamers.
“I wish every price ending in .99 was one cent more expensive. I would not mind...”
– airport:
“I don’t have an “I’m Broke” meal, but I do have an “I’m Broke” call. It goes a...”
– Here’s an idea…:
The “I’m Broke” Meal
“Hello, I am Mike. I write far better than I speak. I come off as more confident...”
– Mike.:
A formal introduction.
Nice to meet you Mike. I’m Nechama. I use the words of other people because I doubt my ability to say it as eloquently.
“I have come to the conclusion that school/work conflicts with my playtime.”
– saykhel.:
on a horrifying realization
“I keep what’s important in the now. The past is something to be learned from,...”
– SAINT PIERRE:
I have mine in a Naot Box, and a Toronto Maple Leafs shopping bag.
“The difference between crunchy and smooth peanut butter is not just one of...”
– MAGIC MOLLY:
Let us dwell at some length
“I like women that smell like cheap perfume and cigarettes.”
– something is going to happen:
Like there is someone out there who doesn’t?
“I haven’t felt like this in a really long time. Butterflies have been assembling...”
– Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe:
boy,
So I had a dilemma here. My rule is to go to the original tumblr and reblog it from there in order that the writer actually get credit.
My problem lies here, somewhere along the lines, I’m not 100% sure who, but someone decided to uncredit...
“Sometimes I feel the need to immerse myself in nostalgia. I always pull myself...”
– Mike.:
11:18 p.m.
“My love for you is real. The kind of love that is without consequence, without...”
– learning how to live:
por mio bella.
“I’ve solved the financial crisis. Stop spending money you don’t have....”
– Soup:
“Imagine this: Every morning when you wake up there is one word painted across...”
– L-O-V-E:
“I wish I had a the power to repel weird people. It’d make my life a lot easier.”
– Champagne for My Real Friends:
Its ironic how weird people are the ones with the repelling powers while us sane folks are stuck here attracting the weirdos.
“They truly are geniuses at the Genius Bar, folks.”
– Too Much Awesome.:
So, my computer is fixed already.
“Today, I realize that the person I am, isn’t who I am, but who I see. I don’t...”
– Sorrow Samples:
“Maybe I am spoiled… Whenever something is mine, I want it to be all mine.”
– kaytee says…:
“Women are like wine, they only get better with age. Also, they should be kept...”
– Jamie Martin:
“I’m too fickle and flighty. I never know what I want. I want change. I want...”
– cadmium is a nice shade of red:
“Never has a day gone by in which no one has loved you, just days where you...”
– Love Hope Hate Reblog:
“I have heroes. Musicians who held ideas that have inspired me. Writers whose...”
– Mike.:
Word of the Day cynosure
“I’d love to make a joke about clown car asphyxiation…but I’m worried...”
– i am the fat manatee.
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